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  • 25 Studly Pictures of Hover Hand

    25 Studly Pictures of Hover Hand

    April 20, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    Theres a ton of people on the internet that suggest that the hover hand is an instant virgin detector.  Well, let me tell you something.  Not everything on the internet is true.  There are people that misappropriate information on the internet for nefarious reasons. 

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  • 14 Different Ways to Visualize 1,000 dollars

    14 Different Ways to Visualize 1,000 dollars

    April 17, 2014 at 10:54 am

    Sometimes when we look at government statistics, we learn that the United States government is trillions of dollars in debt.  But the number 1 trillion is a little too much for our feeble minds to handle.  So lets break this money down into increments of 1,000 dollars and visualize it. 

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  • 9 Reasons I hate buzzfeed

    9 Reasons I hate buzzfeed

    April 15, 2014 at 9:37 am

    I hate Buzzfeed because it’s a profit serving entity that simultaneously dumbs down our population through cheap viral blogging while at same time exploiting profits at the expense of its contributors.  This further exacerbates the sad decline of journalism. It used to be journalists had enough integrity...

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  • Noah leads his two sons on a quest through the continent to find Methuselah

    Noah: The 130 million dollar sequel to Troll 2.

    April 14, 2014 at 9:17 am

    Hint: Go see Troll 2 and save yourself 10 dollars.   Both are the same story, except one cost 130 million dollars to make.

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    Here is the Fix to CNN’s MX 370 Flight Coverage

    April 9, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    Are there other Americans that are upset with CNN’s coverage of Malaysian Flight 370? Because I am, and dammit, it’s a 24 hours news cycle.

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  • 3 Passive Aggressive Herpes Life Hacks You Should Know

    3 Passive Aggressive Herpes Life Hacks You Should Know

    April 7, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    Like food stamps, genital herpes no longer bears the stigma it once had during your parent’s generation. 

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  • I Don’t Know What’s Going on Here But I Don’t Like It (Pic)

    I Don’t Know What’s Going on Here But I Don’t Like It (Pic)

    March 28, 2014 at 2:16 am

    Tanning? Roasting? Same thing, really. At least she brought snacks.

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  • Scariest Selfie Ever (Pic)

    Scariest Selfie Ever (Pic)

    March 27, 2014 at 2:14 am

    These are real people. They exist, they think this looks good, and somewhere, they have a mate for each of them and each of those mates thinks this looks good and what do THEY look like? I don’t even want to know. Just please get it away from me and let me go back to watching scary movies where...

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  • Why Are These Camels in a Toyota? (Pic)

    Why Are These Camels in a Toyota? (Pic)

    March 26, 2014 at 2:13 am

    I don’t have the answer. I’m asking you. Why? Is this safe for a camel? It doesn’t matter; camels don’t care what you think. They’ll ride in a Toyota if they want to.

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  • Not Very Majestic Featherless Parrot (Pic)

    Not Very Majestic Featherless Parrot (Pic)

    March 25, 2014 at 2:11 am

    Who would ever want this featherless parrot? Me. That’s who. This guy might look closer to dinner than a live bird, but he can still bite you just as hard as any bird with feathers so you should watch what you say about him if you know what’s good for you.

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  • 50 years of Mustang

    50 years of Mustang

    March 25, 2014 at 12:35 am

      When the 1964 and a half mustang came out, people were like, “whoa!”.  What a pretty car!  Since then, each year engineers and government officials have played a meta game of crash testing, fuel economy, and economic equilibrium to slightly alter the mustang in appearance and design...

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  • Thanks 1990′s era Celebrities and Pundits.  You’re Asshats.

    Thanks 1990′s era Celebrities and Pundits. You’re Asshats.

    March 24, 2014 at 10:47 am

    Thanks to celebrities and pundits who are able to voice their opinions loudly over the rest of the internet, government investigators have been effectively able to use their advice to eradicate measles and determine the fate of Malaysia Flight 370.

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  • 5 Bears Taking Photographs (Pics)

    5 Bears Taking Photographs (Pics)

    March 24, 2014 at 2:17 am

    I don’t think the bears are actually taking photographs. That is just ridiculous. They are just looking at the camera out of curiosity because they scared away or consumed the photographer and now don’t know what to do. If bears could take photographs, the world would be a better place, but...

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